So my friend Tony came in to work tonight and I kept trying to repeat this joke I had just heard because I work with a bunch of guys who do nothing but tell jokes all night. And I couldn't remember how it ended but I knew it was really stupid so now that I can remember it it's going in my blog (it's a nursery rhyme):
Mary had a little lamb,
Who lived in her back yard,
And every time she bent over,
His woolly dick got hard.
It's really stupid. I mean really, really stupid and I know it, but I have to repeat jokes when I hear them no matter how stupid they are so sue me. And guess what... if you try to repeat it I bet you'll forget the last line.